The Name(s) Of My New Band

My collection of names for whenever I get around to starting a band:

  • Blood Acid

  • Adama Maneuver

  • Alt Defaults

  • Razor Blade Apple

  • The Epoch Arguments

  • Merlin's Arthur

  • Ascot

  • Baby Groot Doodle

  • Baseline Syndrome

  • The Billion Laughs Attack

  • Block Sender

  • Booze Box

  • The Breaking Changes

  • Bum Slider

  • Burner Candles

  • The Busy Signal

  • Car Wash Selfie

  • Cartoon Violence

  • Cat Crocs

  • Clowns Of The Bird World

  • Craving Catharsis

  • Crime School

  • Celebrity Professor

  • Chaos Grenade

  • Hangover Cheeseburger

  • Whiskey Chocolate

  • The Church Giggles

  • Code Smell

  • Code Two

  • Combo Curses

  • Comparator Fusebox

  • Concussion Protocol

  • Context Drift

  • Date Time Zulu

  • The De-orbit Burn

  • The Dead Dragonflies

  • Dead Jury

  • Decision Tree

  • Deeper Epiphany

  • Disaster Recovery

  • Double Hurricane and the Murder Hornets

  • Dox Panic

  • Dragon Launch

  • The Dramatic Pets

  • Eagle, Houston

  • Electric Super Sex

  • Fuck That Noise

  • Face Palm Picard

  • Fail Wail

  • Styx Fish

  • Frequency Illusion

  • Geometricus

  • Gjallarhorn

  • Go / No-Go

  • Grabthar's Hammer

  • Hard Stop

  • The Helpful Hotkeys

  • Here Be Dragons

  • Hobbit Mode

  • Hot Chicken

  • Ideas and Accidents

  • Imma Gonna

  • Infinite Descent

  • Inverse Octothorp

  • Invisible Clichés

  • Italian Spiderman

  • James-Luc Sky-Baggins

  • The Goldblum Swagger

  • Jelly Rage

  • Journey's Hero

  • Jump Puzzle

  • Justice Pizza

  • Yak Shavers Kink

  • The Knowledge Tools

  • Konami Code

  • Language Lookers

  • Lazy River

  • Lesbian Witch Hat

  • Leeroy Jenkins

  • Like, Share, Subscribe

  • Ludicrous Speed

  • The MacGyver Mullet

  • Magnetar

  • Maximum Chaos

  • Memento Mori

  • The Mermaid Diagrams

  • Meter of Fact

  • Mind Physics

  • Mirror Shine

  • Mnemosyne

  • Moments of Vertigo

  • Moral Combat

  • Morgic Borton

  • Mullet Headlights

  • Multi-Pass

  • Mute Switch

  • Negative Ghost Rider

  • Nocebo

  • Nose Whistle

  • Nostalgia No More

  • Not A Robot

  • Occident

  • October Light

  • Off By One

  • Old Man Moves

  • The Open Letter

  • Out Of Band

  • Out of Scope

  • Panic Sync

  • Paranoia Fatigue

  • The Past Close Sellers

  • Former Titans

  • Peanut Butter Vengeance

  • The Perceptual Motion Machine

  • Piracy Invasion

  • Playboi Descarti

  • Please Read

  • Poop Cult

  • Port Clash

  • The Post Cold Loogies

  • Post No Bills

  • Presto Change-o

  • Previous Preface

  • Prince Hat

  • The Prosperity

  • Quarantine Haircut

  • Raster Vectors

  • Real People. Not Actors.

  • The Recursive Acronym

  • Restless Energy

  • Revolution Rain Out

  • Rinse, Repeat

  • Risk Profile

  • The Roomba Knife Fight

  • The School Night Drinking Club

  • Schrödinger Chat

  • Scope Creep

  • Sean Connery's Ghost

  • Separation of Concerns

  • Sex-O-Tron 9000

  • Sex Socks

  • The Shameless Commerce Division

  • #! (pronunced shabang)

  • Smash Factor

  • The Smooth Jazz Situation

  • Snake Juice

  • Snake River Canyon

  • Space Calculator

  • The Space Station Windows

  • Spider Lightning

  • Steve Martin's Banjo

  • Strength of Shadows

  • Subliminal Roleplay

  • Superman’s Socks

  • Suspicious Motives

  • Swamp Ass

  • Talkers Tangent

  • The Temporary Cyborgs

  • Thanos Thelonious

  • Abstraction Boundaries

  • The Abyss

  • Ankle Blisters

  • The Antipsychotics

  • The Authority

  • Backdoor Progression

  • The Better Said

  • The Buzz Threshold

  • The Optimistic

  • Chaos Fans

  • The Church Coughers

  • The Cocaine Manic

  • Conspiracy Mechanics

  • Dark Sometimes

  • The Dead Blow Hammers

  • The Dead Jellies

  • Decision Tree

  • Detritus

  • Diacritic Symbiosis

  • The Dress Code Violations

  • The Edge Case

  • The Error Message

  • Exhale

  • The Fast Facades

  • The Fireable Offense

  • The Flaming Balls

  • The Future Historians

  • The Gated Snares

  • The Giant Spoon

  • The Great Hypothesis

  • The Greater Nerd Syndrome

  • The Hapax Legomenon

  • The Happy Path

  • Hard Naming

  • Hawthorne Effect

  • The Hermit Tendencies

  • The Idempotent

  • Infinite Scroll

  • Ink Drinkers

  • The Intentionally Blank

  • The Irregardless

  • The Jenga Assumptions

  • The Known Quantities

  • The Long Familiars

  • The Merely Marginal

  • The More Specific

  • The Mute Mistake

  • The Mythical Monsters

  • The Neither Nor

  • The Non-Trivials

  • The Pleasures Subjective

  • Plucky Comic Relief

  • The Polyphasic Nappers

  • Poor Proxies

  • The Psychoacoustics

  • The Psychovisuals

  • Raw Text Blobs

  • The Representative State Transfer

  • The Risky Mouth

  • The See Also

  • Slingshot Chickens

  • The Solo Twins

  • The String Literals

  • Tack Sharp

  • The Transparent Acoustic

  • The Decision Tree

  • The Unfortunately Erect

  • Useful MacGuffins

  • Various Memes

  • The Vectors

  • The Yak Shavers

  • Thought Criminals

  • God Thunderbolt

  • Delta Time

  • Tone Curve

  • The Trademark Symbol

  • Transform Fourier

  • Truckstop Restroom

  • The True Freshman

  • Trust Chain

  • Until Impossible

  • The Utopia Target

  • Vegas Coffee

  • War Music

  • War Rocket Ajax

  • War Tuba

  • Warchalk

  • Wave Dash

  • Wheels First

  • Why Why Z

  • Wild Turkey Surprise

  • Willie and What's His Name

  • Wine Bible

  • Wolf Spider

  • Yak Shavers Local 151

  • Yak Stack Attack

  • The Yoda Talking Ninjas

  • ii–V–I

  • kill -9

  • local 3k

  • sudo !! (pronounced sudo bang bang)

  • Noise Floor

  • The Vendor Lock-In

  • Schrödinger Fanta

  • atmo mod

  • Geometricus

  • Rejected Font

  • Thoof Haskell

  • The Stacked Divs

  • Vampire Sex