Don't Put Your Beer In The Freezer
February 2006
Or, this might happen:

Of course, I don't drink beer so this is unlikely to happen to me. And whiskey doesn't freeze (or explode) in your average freezer.
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Or, this might happen:

Of course, I don't drink beer so this is unlikely to happen to me. And whiskey doesn't freeze (or explode) in your average freezer.