A close-up photo of two white mushrooms. The one closest to the camera is the smaller of the two and out of focus. The second one is behind the first a little and takes up two thirds of the image. There are tiny little curly parts scattered across the surface. A few blades of grass are at the bottom of the frame with a dark background from dirt and shaded trees makes up the upper half of the background.

If you ever want to get weird looks, prop yourself on a curb outside your local Tropic Smoothie with a giant camera to take photos of mushrooms. Apparently, it freaks people out a little.