As a matter of fact I do own a laser gun
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Though I've had it for a while, it only just occurred to me that I own a laser gun. Ten year old me would be so very impressed. At least, until I mentioned it doesn't vaporize targets. Just measures their surface temperature.
Still : I OWN A LASER GUN!